coluring:

I AM SO SORRY IF YOU KNOW ME IRL

alt-j:

when I say “lmao” I do not mean “laughing my ass off” I mean “lmao”

it scares me that you never know what someone is thinking or feeling towards you and everything that they say could be one massive lie

(Source: wh1rring)

gohn-jegbert:

have you ever had that moment where you see police officers and try not to look suspicious even though you didnt do anything and you end up looking like you just murdered ten people

(Source: yonezu)

When my phone dies while I’m out for a few hours and I finally charge it when I get home

whatshouldwecallme: